What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:53

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
Goldfinger
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
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Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”